Welp, it has been a few days since I last wrote.. like 3 years ago.. 365 days x 3+ =.. alot..!! Anywho..whatever.. I failed math..my teachers all liked me thank God .. I seriously have NO IDEA how I graduated.. no, wait.. they liked me…my math professor in college asked.. “arent you going to be a nurse???.. heck, you won’t need math..I changed your D to a C.. ” whew.. so..nope..I’m not a nurse..that was a midlife idea that started when I was 5.. but growing up surrounded by hairstylists, it was inevitable.. none of my animals had whiskers, all my friends had janky bangs, and all my barbie dolls had crew cuts.. fast forward .. I mean, really fast forward..to a 40ish middle aged mama of 3+ teenagers and a full time job behind the chair.. burn-out… yes, burn out.. I think I was more tired than burned out, because I never really pursued a second career as a nurse.. infact, I bailed when my mom got terminally Ill and with my 3 siblings, we together became mama’s nurse. Why am I telling you all this?? I have no idea.. just seemed like a proper way to re-boot.. re-start..and re group my thoughts..sooooo….I dont even work any more..I mean, I DO work..here, in the house.. laundry, dishes, stuff like that, and an occasional client that still has me do their hair.. I stay busy with grandkids and crafting, taking care of my animals and a stray pig..
yes, I said STRAY pig.
His name is Izzy Winks..I have no idea why his name is I.W. ??? .. my 5 year old grandaughter thought of it.. and it stuck..she tags “winks” on everything she names lately.. my desire is to be a famous writer, blogger, Instagram personality, but I’m just sitting over here wondering how to do all this techy stuff as my robot vacumme does my floors.. I DO know how to vacumme, but hey, she does a pretty dern good job, .. so I bought another.. haha..true story.. I call them ebony and ivory..
why am I telling you this?????I’m supposed to be telling you about my life, my story, things that inspire me,ummm..well, they , ebony and ivory inspire me..as does IZZY Winks..he inspires me to beg all my friends, grocery clerks, restraunt staff etc..to save all their scraps and left overs because he EATS ALOT! ..dear Lord I’m off track …yall feel me?? yall gettin this?? Whatever..I’m officially signing off for a few..hopefully NOT another 3+ years.. ok.. I feel better now..(dusting hands) I blogged..I BLOGGED!!!..so I am a blogger..midnight jogger.. no, not really.. I don’t run ..unless an alligator is chasing me.. yes, that is a true story.. follow me on Instagram “heatheredandlaced” and you may hear about it …or you may not..your choice.. up to you.. ok, goodbye..going to fold the uneneding mound of laundry on my bed so I can feel a little more accomplished today . Its rainy outside, its monday..I’m tired, my back hurts..I lost my grandaughter at church yesterday and it mentally wore me out..(she was hiding under the playset in the nursery)..yeah..I should make the bed..goodbye.. I love you..wait..do i?? oh whatever..random rant..enough said.. done..